A job.

I got my first job.  First ever company I ever applied for.  And I got hired! Yay ~ me!  Pardon the shallowness.

LOL.  Seriously though, I was really fucking nervous.  Hah! And the interviewers didn't let me forget about it.

Honestly, I've had all this delusions and paranoia while getting interviewed.

Interviewer:  "Are you nervous?"
--- but what she really meant:
God, you're sweating a lot.  OMG.  Where is that funky odor coming from?

Me: "Yes, I'm sorry.  This is my first interview."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
It's cold.  My nipples are sticking out.  I'm constipated and anxious, plus you're really intimidating, bitch!

Interviewer:  "That's okay.  Its understandable."
--- but what she really meant:
God.  I wish I can throw this loser out right now.

Me: "Thank you."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Oh please, oh please dont let me crap in my pants.

Interviewer:  "So why do you wanna work for a call center?"
--- but what she really meant:
Okay, impress me, bitch!  We all know its for the money.  Let's see yours.  The last one said, she was a "humanitarian".. hah!

Me: "I'm applying for a call center job because I wish to enhance and develop my english and communication skills."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Money.

Interviewer: "Okay, let's say you get promoted to a higher position in the company with of course higher pay, what would be the first thing that you'd do?"
--- but what she really meant:
Hah! You wish, loser!  Ain't gonna happen!

Me: "Well first, I'd do some reinforcement on my skills, do more company studying.. etc.. etc.. blah.. blah~"
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Fire your ass, bitch.

Kidding aside, it was a really good experience.  I mean I never thought that my self-steem could get any lower, but it did. Hahahah joking.

Although if I failed, I would have been severely traumatized and would have jump through the window of the 4th floor after going ballistic on everyone on the HR.

Late posting.  Board Exams are finished.  Whew.  Huge load off my back.

It was unexpectedly easier than I thought.  Of course, I'm not saying it was THAT EASY, but more on that I was expecting a rather difficult one. Honestly I thought I would see "hell on a piece of paper". LOL.

It was actually a bitter sweet feeling.  Bitter because I spent a lot of hours reviewing various diseases and interventions, which of course did not appear in the exams.  And sweet because it was more subjective and was a lot easier for the rest of us.  Although for me, I would have preferred an objective type of test.

My wrist kinda got cramped because of the excessive and forced shading on the test papers.  You know, they had those boxes where you had to shade them with a pencil.

By the way, I would just like to share, I found a lot of funny choices in the exams.  And what do I mean funny?  LOL.  Imagine.  A room filled with examinees, all looking either serious, distraught and constipated, analyzing their answers.  When suddenly, I start smiling and chuckling to myself. ROFL. 

Hahahah.  In filipino terms, mukha akong tanga - - tumatawa mag-isa. 

But of course, I can't divulge all of the questions from the exams, that would be "ethically incorrect" ( nax! ), lol syempre professional na tau. But I'll post something,  one question similar ( similar, something related to, but not the exact question nor the exact choices, just one similar to the choice that made me laugh ) to it that made me bust my ass out of laughing.


Hahahah! OMG I was literally laughing my brains out.  Diyos ko!  Yung tamod daw i-su-swero.  At bawat linggo pa. Hahahahahah.  Oops~ please mind my language.

ROFL. There were  a lot more funny choices in most of the questions, lol.  Its a good thing to know that the people in the Board of Nursing has a sense of humor.

A little while ago, I was rummaging through my pictures folders, and then I stumbled onto this picture:



Secretly, I knew it.  I knew what those MegaBlocks people were doing!  They were putting up cameras to peep on unsuspecting children just like myself! They were observing us the whole time!! OMG. Ohh the horrors~  If it weren't for my friends who were eating ice cream and taking the picturearound, I would have been taken to the back storage room, and would have been forced in a gangbang with his other "blockhead buddies".  Defiling my pure virginity.



Just look at how that big block man is looking at "my special place"! Look at his smug smile, the only smile that could only come from an inanimate pedophilic blockman!! Ohhhh the humanity of it all!!! Heeelllppp!

I barely escaped, and your kids/cousins/brother/sister might be next!! So the next time you go to the toyshop, remember the face of evil!  The face of the "MEGA-BLOCK man"!!!

And think about it.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH. ROFL.

With our pre-board exams just looming on the corner, and the actual board not more than one week away, you'd think I'd be really busy in studying, but I'm actually not.

Yesterday, it was my dad's birthday.  We went out and ate at the mall.  LOL Family time. Hahahahah.  I'm glad I got out of the house, maaaann. I was really bored.  I mean aside from tinkering with the pc, studying and watching dvds, there's nothing else better to do.

I wanted to go out, but I feel too tired, lol.

Anyway, I tried searching for some call-center job openings in the net, and wow.  There's so many to choose from. LOL my friends keep on promoting Convergys to me, but I heard rumors that they value their clients too much, and degrade their employees.

A rumor, just as I heard it.

I do sure hope I can start working at one this June.  I heard they make lots of money.. wee~

With all the hype on the tabulations and canvassing the COMELEC and the NAMFREL are doing here in the Philippines, you'd figure there'll be a lot of cheats and deception around.

And yes it does.  News has been filled with all the dirt on it.  There's even one news article about a certain region in Mindanao, that had video evidence of actual manipulation of the votes.

LOL.  Busted!

But amidst all these controversies, I'm really surprised the media hasn't paid too much interest in one of the more controversial candidates, even before the stretch for elections started.  Manny Pacquiao.

Recently, I read a small article on him on the Manila Bulletin.  Obviously, he lost to the other party.  And somewhere along the lines, I read that he actually used 150-Million pesos to fund his candidacy.  When asked how he felt.  He answered that it was okay and that he just wanted to serve the Filipino people.

Well whether his intentions are pure or not, hell... thats 150 million pesos for the love of god!!  He should have stick for councilor or something, at least he could have save more money.  Guess that means, just banking on fame and popularity doesnt get you into the political arena.

Pffft.  150 million for nothing. 

First Post.

Welcome to my new personal blog.  If you're looking for my other anime-oriented blog, just visit : [Pinoy Otaku Post] at Tabulas.

Anyway, in just 12 days, I'm about to take the Nursing Licensure Exam.  This exam is probably something that could affect my life forever.

Its funny isnt it.  I mean I was just a student last year, and now I'm here at this point.  A point in my life where I "absolutely" do not  know where to go, which path to take, heck, I dont even know if there is already a path laid out for me out there.

LOL.  I'm not EMO or anything, nor am I too much of a deep thinker.  I'm just amazed how many people got through this stage in their life.  For me, well graduating from college and making an adjustment into the "real adult" world seems to be more difficult than it seems.

I mean you go to school, high school then college.  You step out of college after four years, then proceed forward to getting jobs, pushing careers, getting married, having kids ( although me having kids is prolly 10% chances ) lol. 

Bleak. That's how I see it.