Secretly, I knew it. I knew what those MegaBlocks people were doing! They were putting up cameras to peep on unsuspecting children just like myself! They were observing us the whole time!! OMG. Ohh the horrors~ If it weren't for my friends who were eating ice cream and taking the picturearound, I would have been taken to the back storage room, and would have been forced in a gangbang with his other "blockhead buddies". Defiling my pure virginity.
Just look at how that big block man is looking at "my special place"! Look at his smug smile, the only smile that could only come from an inanimate pedophilic blockman!! Ohhhh the humanity of it all!!! Heeelllppp!
I barely escaped, and your kids/cousins/brother/sister might be next!! So the next time you go to the toyshop, remember the face of evil! The face of the "MEGA-BLOCK man"!!!
And think about it.
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