I got my first job. First ever company I ever applied for. And I got hired! Yay ~ me! Pardon the shallowness.
LOL. Seriously though, I was really fucking nervous. Hah! And the interviewers didn't let me forget about it.
Honestly, I've had all this delusions and paranoia while getting interviewed.
Interviewer: "Are you nervous?"
--- but what she really meant:
God, you're sweating a lot. OMG. Where is that funky odor coming from?
Me: "Yes, I'm sorry. This is my first interview."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
It's cold. My nipples are sticking out. I'm constipated and anxious, plus you're really intimidating, bitch!
Interviewer: "That's okay. Its understandable."
--- but what she really meant:
God. I wish I can throw this loser out right now.
Me: "Thank you."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Oh please, oh please dont let me crap in my pants.
Interviewer: "So why do you wanna work for a call center?"
--- but what she really meant:
Okay, impress me, bitch! We all know its for the money. Let's see yours. The last one said, she was a "humanitarian".. hah!
Me: "I'm applying for a call center job because I wish to enhance and develop my english and communication skills."
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Money.
Interviewer: "Okay, let's say you get promoted to a higher position in the company with of course higher pay, what would be the first thing that you'd do?"
--- but what she really meant:
Hah! You wish, loser! Ain't gonna happen!
Me: "Well first, I'd do some reinforcement on my skills, do more company studying.. etc.. etc.. blah.. blah~"
--- but what i really wanted to say:
Fire your ass, bitch.
Kidding aside, it was a really good experience. I mean I never thought that my self-steem could get any lower, but it did. Hahahah joking.
Although if I failed, I would have been severely traumatized and would have jump through the window of the 4th floor after going ballistic on everyone on the HR.
